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Head Lice And Other Reasons To Homeschool

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Yup, our fifth day into school and I receive “A student in your child’s class has head lice.” This notice proceeds to explain the proper identification of lice and nits, provide actual and enlarged photos of what these look like, and how to remove and debug your child’s head… oh yeah and DON’T BRING YOUR KID TO SCHOOL.  Its one thing that the Boss Man has only had four days of school, and half day’s at that and already has a runny nose. Another that I am already mentally prepared for regular … [Read more...]

My Current Resume

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Not Winning Mom of the Year CONTACT  Find me anywhere you hear or see children   HISTORY 2006 Married Award Winning Dad 2008 Welcomed Big T 2010 Welcomed Lil’J 2012 Welcomed The Boss Man     EDUCATION  University of Real Life BA, Birthing Another MA, Mothering Another PHD, Praying Hard Daily   CURRENT ROLE Chief Household Officer (CHO), managing the family income and expenses, house cleaning, meals, rules, family vacations, birthday … [Read more...]

Why I Know I Cannot Have A Fourth Child…

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Hello? Are you there God? It’s me, Not Winning Mom of the Year. I think I just dated myself with the likes of Judy Blume.  Yes, I am alive.  I fell off the earth for a bit there, but so much was going on in the last five months I just assumed my next post would have been my obituary. I really felt like I neglected a child putting writing on hold. Not so much the friends I’ve made who continue to keep in touch with all the time suck social media outlets… Twitter, Instagram, etc... but not … [Read more...]

My Top Diet Tips

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I’ve been losing weight since Christmas. What’s the big deal you ask? Well, I’m already quick petite, it isn’t intentional, and parts of me are starting to look strange. Now don’t get me wrong I’m happy that my baby weight is gone and the few pounds after that, but there’s something not right if my weight is getting closer to that of my five your old. So, how did I do it you ask? Well let me share my Top 7 tips to losing your preggo weight and then some. 1. Have three kids all under the … [Read more...]