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Happy New Year 2015

Couple Time For Couples With No Time

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A year ago Award Winning Dad and I agreed to have one date night a month. To some it may seem like not enough, to others an “impossibility”. The goal was to try, and we did. January was cancelled because the kids were sick. February we went out twice (yippeeee!!!) to make up for the missed night in January, and come March our goal fell of the rails. Standing ovation to parents who make date night work, for us we have to improvise and as such I have some suggestions for you. Netflix: We can’t … [Read more...]

30 Things My Two Year Old Can Get Away With In Public

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Pee his pants Pooping in his pants Smelling like poop and that’s okay Say he pooped to everyone in the room and everyone thinks he’s cute for doing so Wiping his nose with his sleeve Wiping his nose on my sleeve Falling asleep Pointing Pointing and laughing Undressing Crawling on the floor Crawling on the table Grabbing Poking Confidently walking around with marker, snot, food, etc. on his face Screaming Whispering Spitting out food he doesn’t like Announcing … [Read more...]

My Most Used Parenting Threats

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If you don’t finish your dinner right now you’re going straight to bed. We both know I don’t have the heart to do this. I mean there have been times when the boys are too sleepy or sick to eat dinner, but to send them to bed hungry only to have them wake up in the middle of the night, stomp into our room, hover over us in our sleep to remind us of how hungry he is, oh hell no! On the other hand, with the picky eaters we have threatening them with bed in place of dinner would be an absolute … [Read more...]

Lessons Learned In 2014

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So most folks have sent their 2014 lessons learned out already, but that prompt and “right on top of that” action will not be found here. Nonetheless, here are my lessons learned from last year 1. This blogging thing is hard. 2. The baby shop is closed, therefore not trying for the “the girl”. 3. I would rather have dinner with a murderer than at my house. 4. Preventative measures such as good dental hygiene and the flu shot have lost my faith. 5. My threshold for clean has hit an … [Read more...]