So I have been MIA for a couple weeks now. If at any point I try to convince you that I am ready for a fourth child, remind me of the care my blog has been getting lately. This is a true indication of the leisure time we have here these days…. NONE! However a blog hiatus, or any kind of hiatus for that matter, can be a good thing sometimes; you come back rejuvenated, with fresh ideas, and maybe a new take on things. I can think of few people that would benefit from a small hiatus…
Barak Obama can use one considering for the split I tuned into CNN presented a much grayer, worn and torn president. Not even one moment to have your colorist touch you up, now that’s busy?
Miley Cyrus could use a small hiatus since she twerked her way into a broken engagement and made the hit lists of many parents of teenage girls.
I am thinking Justin Bieber could use a long, long break; the underwear, peeing in a bucket, the marijuana, and oh yeah let’s not forget the pet monkey? Someone please guide this poor lost soul!
Anthony Weiner could use a long hiatus as well. Not so much because he needs it as much as the rest of us do. Giving a concession speech for his mayoral run in one breath and then securing a talent agency and seeking out a TV gig in the other? Give this Weiner a rest.
A group hiatus should be taken by all the Real Housewives of New Jersey, of Atlanta, of Orange County, of The North Pole for goodness sakes. I too am a “Real Housewife” and my life resembles nothing remotely close to these ladies and all their mama drama. Plus 70% of them are virtually unrecognizable from a few years ago with stretched faces, plumped up lips, and cat eyes. If you all are having plastic surgery done by the same blind surgeon to look worse than you did before…. a hiatus is in order.
Anybreak, you get my point. We all need a good hiatus, some more than others. Sadly, this is the company I keep, but you’re not surprised are you?
Who do you think could benefit from a small hiatus?